Аватар Владимир Наклевкин
Петрович ты что делаешь? Ссу.. - Ты хоть штаны сними и вытащи его, ты ж в штаны... - Коля, ты знаешь как он вчера меня подвёл.. я его видеть не хочу, не то что в руки брать...
Аватар Ольга Багаутдинова
Woody...
Аватар taxist
Checking out today? Yeah, thank you. Room 207. How did you enjoy your stay with us? Yeah, it was very nice. Thanks. Okay. There's room service, minibar, three phone calls and two in-room movies. Now, is that on your visa? Yeah, thank you. That'd be great. No, hang on. Two movies? We only watched one movie. It's okay. Just put it on the card. We're not paying for a movie we didn't watch. Can I show you, madam, both movies were ordered by your room? Honey, no need to cause a scene. Yeah. What was a movie? Um, Harry Potter 5, The Order of the Phoenix and Sorority Sluts 4. I got it when you were in your meeting. I don't believe this. It appears that my husband likes to watch children's movies about wizards and magic owls whenever I turn my back. Harry Potter? How old are you? You're sick. Wha- Out! You're sick. I got it. How old are you? I got it. Thank you $3,000, the Olivia, and likely a perfect class of vice-chair, and I have nostick. Hey, man. I've been pregnant. Hey, man. Hey, man. I'll see you. I love eating. Happy birthday, man. You always you have to check. May you have done.
Аватар Владимир Наклевкин
ПОЛИЦЕЙСКИЙ ВЫСТРЕЛИЛ В ПРЕСТУПНИКА, НО ВРАЧ СПАС ЕМУ ЖИЗНЬ. СУД ВЫНЕС ПРЕСТУПНИКУ СМЕРТЕЛЬНЫЙ ПРИГОВОР. ВРАЧ:
Аватар 6_carl_9
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Аватар ⱷБрЮNЕт0чКа
Ну не знаю. Просто если я сейчас пойду, меня, скорее всего, ёбнут. Вопрос в том, нужно ли оно мне.
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