Аватар Ирина(МИРА)

Фридрих II, король Пруссии, как-то прибыл с инспекции в Берлинскую тюрьму. Начал опрашивать заключенных. За что сидите? Один уверял, что его оклеветали, другой, что стал жертвой судебной ошибки. Третий вообще не понял, как оказался за решеткой. Все невинны, как младенцы. И только один спокойно сказал. За ограбление. Виноват, Ваше Величество. Осужден по делу. Фридрих на мгновение задумался, потом распорядился. Освободитесь немедленно. Как, Ваше Величество? Уберите этого грабителя. А то еще испортят всех этих прекрасных и порядочных людей.

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Аватар Ирина Кобрина
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Аватар Sergey Savchuk
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Аватар Чердынцев Евгений
idadesazon clairement 한글자막 by 한효정 한글자막 by 한효정
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Аватар Афродита Чекушкина
Hi, Casper. Hi, big guy. So when people see that happen, everybody's like, oh my God, he loves you so much. And I'm here to tell you he does not. I'm here to ruin the fantasy guys. This is not a Disney movie. Casper does not love me. I love him. He does not love me. And yes, he would kill and eat me if I were to let him. So I do have to always be very careful and very aware of my interactions with him. People are like, yeah, but right now, he's not attacking you. It means that he loves you. It's like, no, it actually means that I know how to handle the alligator and not put myself in a zone where I'm going to get bit. Like right now, if I see how fast that was, that's how you lose a limb. That is the emphasis of the fact that this animal doesn't love me. And if I wasn't quick and I didn't know what I was doing, he would have just ripped off my hand a hundred percent. Okay. And that's why when I do this, I know how to do this and I know how to orient my body in a position where I'm not going to get bits. That's the trick. That's the secret. The secret trick is having skills. That's it. And knowing how to handle the animals, not that.
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