Аватар San Smash

Не плавайте за буйками, чтобы не вы оттуда выплывали, а к вам не подплывали дельфины. У них сейчас идет брачный период, им совершенно не важно, кто вы, мужчина или женщина. Поэтому будьте осторожны. Вам ха-ха, на той неделе трое парней на матрасе поплыли, нас не послушали. 18 самцов, дельфинов и три парня. Такое кино даже Бразерс не снимает. Мы их ели на трех лодках бослами отбили. Пацаны в реанимации, им больно и обидно.

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Аватар Владимир Фоменко
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Аватар Заурбек
O.M.J. Im 55 Now B.C. Has to be seen in myě yay? What the fuck? See what I mean? What the fuck?
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Аватар Uran201
Самый короткий и грустный рассказ Эрнеста Хемингуэя
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Аватар Uran201
AI getting a little to personal За этими железяками нужен глаз да глаз!
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Аватар Заурбек
A weasel stealing chickens got caught by a cat. No matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't escape. Just recently, a farmer discovered that his chickens were disappearing. He checked the surveillance footage and saw a weasel sneaking into his coop at night to steal them. At first, the farmer didn't think much of it until the weasel got bolder. One night, it went straight into the Kuop, terrifying the chickens into chaos. In mere moments, the weasel had killed every chicken inside and dragged one away. Furious, the farmer brought in several cats. The next time the weasel showed up, one of the cats immediately pounced and bit down hard. It followed with rapid kicks, completely overpowering the intruder. The weasel's quick moves meant nothing against the cat's sharp reflexes. One by one, the cats caught the weasels. Soon, the farmer began to find dead weasels near his home. From then on, not a single chicken went missing again. These cats were absolute heroes.
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